Keyboard Plaque

What is Keyboard Plaque?


1.

Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.

Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your keyboard?

Person 2: My keyboard has keyboard plaque.

See keyboard, plaque, computers, hardware

2.

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.


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