What is Keyboard Spackler?
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n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.
n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.
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