Keyboard Spastic

What is Keyboard Spastic?

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:

Herty man hosw ti going>?

(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:

Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?

person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!

1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

See typo, spastic, goof, keyboard, fail

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