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a mans uncanny ability to notice anything breast related, from any angle, at any time.
using my periphenipple vision, i could tell she ..
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What a speed freak has after too many days up.
Quit peeking outside! No one wants to see your twisty face!..
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When people are very grumpy on Mondays because the weekend has ended.
"Hello,"
"yes I am calling in sick today,"
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