What is Keynes Worker?
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An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.
We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.
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A term for being incredibly drunk, so incredibly drunk that you know you will wake up only to take a shit that will burn your asshole.
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a guarantee; a definite outcome
My bookie says (insert team) is a lead pipe lock to win.
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