What is Keynesia?
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A situation where you could not remember where you left your key(s) no matter how hard you try to recall; usually happens when you are pressed for time.
Boss: Why are you late for the meeting?
Jack: I was in keynesia earlier. And after looking for my car keys for one bloody fucking hour, I decided to call a cab instead.
Boss: Next time, keep your keys inside your ass....
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The unnaturally orange liquid "cheese" available at 7-11 and other convenience stores. Generally used as part of nachos, but ..
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Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.
That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine...
