Keynesia

What is Keynesia?


1.

A situation where you could not remember where you left your key(s) no matter how hard you try to recall; usually happens when you are pressed for time.

Boss: Why are you late for the meeting?

Jack: I was in keynesia earlier. And after looking for my car keys for one bloody fucking hour, I decided to call a cab instead.

Boss: Next time, keep your keys inside your ass....

See key, amnesia, forgetful


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