What is Keynoard?
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(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.
They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.
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