Keynoard

What is Keynoard?

(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.

The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.

See nerd, guys, geek, geekbait, hat, obese, fatty, brain

Blickered

1. Drinking so much alcohol you literally cannot stand Did you go to the party last night? Everyone was hella blickered See drunk, fucked..

Arthur Bryant's

1. Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn..

Rub-down

1. To rub/stroke someone to cause them pleasure, see massage, foreplay I gave my ex a good rub-down because I missed her so goddam much. ..

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