Keys And Cheese

What is Keys And Cheese?


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When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.

Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!

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