Keyser

What is Keyser?


1.

Keyser is a shithole town in West Virginia that has absolutely nothing to do. Keyser is mostly populated by extremely arrogant senior citizens that complain, overuse the bathrooms, and drive entirely too slow on the roads.

Guy 1: Dude, have you been to Keyser lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, that place sucks...nothin to do but old

ladies. I don't play that game, man.

See boring, old, west virginia, cumberland, bowling


14

Random Words:

1. To give vague details and/or cryptic hints about something generally causing frustration with your audience. "Eden wouldn't t..
1. A term in certain Filipino dialects which means "a person with superior intelligence and athletic capabilities as that of his fello..
1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..