Keysmashery

What is Keysmashery?


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v. keysmash

A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.

ex. DELIGHT

#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^

#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333

ex. FRUSTRATION

#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;

#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;

"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.

#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o

#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?

#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D

See squee, fangirling, keysmash, keyspazz, spazz


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