What is Keystone Knight?
1.
A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.
Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.
See
Random Words:
1.
one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop
I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to c..
1.
the impulsive and usually irrational verbal spewings of an angry drunk individual.
"After drinking a fifth of tequila, Mike began ..