Keystone Lighting

What is Keystone Lighting?

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

See photograph, can, camera

Ophj

1. An OPHJ, or Over The Pants Hand Job, is a sexual term that describes the action of a woman rubbing the penis of a man without actually t..

Cornchute

1. A rectum, butthole, asshole, etc. I'm going to church to tear that mouthy reverend a new cornchute. That kid from down the street..

Muffle-fuck

1. The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler Dude: Have you seen bob latly? Dude2: No but he told m..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Keystone Lighting Edit Meaning