Keysurfed

What is Keysurfed?

(adj) To be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.

"Holy smokes Batman, where's Robin?"

"She got keysurfed"

See disconnected, pwnd, ass-raped

Zwaffle

1. 'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person *bob zwaffles his w..

Zonking

1. the process of banging, f*cking, having sex.. We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in See linda 2. ..

Needle Nips

1. when weather is extreme and your nipples get very hard. it can only occur during harsh rain or snow storms, especially during storms wit..

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