Keysurfed

What is Keysurfed?

(adj) To be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.

"Holy smokes Batman, where's Robin?"

"She got keysurfed"

See disconnected, pwnd, ass-raped

Uglytale

1. somebody who is not attractive and resembles their rear end. or their mothers. or somebody who makes Sasquach look good uhhhhhh look at..

Prodding The Mince

1. When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equiv..

Zats

1. acne on your butt. zits+ass=zats I saw Raul in the shower yesterday...he's got mad zats. See ass, acne, zits, butt, pimples..

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