What is Keysys?
1.
A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough
Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"
Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"
Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"
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2.
Moronic youth who hang out at Fast Food chains like it were an episode of Saved By The Bell.
Speech, un-unqiuely undeveloped (and stolen from african-american movies), music tastes tend to be extremely cliche and following the war-cry of their Muzza brethren; only date underage girl's who don't know no better.
(Here's a tip boys, how about you develop the craft a little and spray paint something that actually matters... Same goes to that "Drix" fucker)
Person One: Uh, who sprayed "3173 Boyz" randomly on that wall?
Person Two: *shrugs* Some fucktard
Keysys / Keysy boy: Oi bro! Who wrote "Muzza Fucktard" over that graffiti I dun last week?
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