Keytard

What is Keytard?


1.

In online gaming and forums, a person who consistently fails at typing. This includes, but is not limited to: TYPING IN ALL CAPS, nevner correetcing typeios, neglecting to use punctuation (in cases where it is vital), and using excessive special characters!!!!!!!!!!@!>>>>!>>@!

Joshrcool: HAY WHATS TEH FASTERST WAY TO BEATT THSI BOSS MY GRUOP HASNT BEAT HIM YET??????????????????? <3333333333333 ANYONE THA THLEPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmopwnage: You fail, keytard.

See e-tard, rtard, fail, noob, l2t

2.

An 80's tribute rocker, that uses a "keytar" as an instrument that simulates the sounds of other instruments and/or annoying sounds. Ex. The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica"

The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.

See keytar, plastica, retarded animal babies, rab, keytard

3.

Someone that doesn't know how to use a computer properly, uses google, uses an i-pod, and/or types slow.

John: Kegan deleted his I386 folder.

Sean: What a Keytard.


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