Khalid

What is Khalid?


1.

An arabic name that is widely used around the world.

Hi khalid!

Khalid, stop touching my butt!

See middle-east, arab, names

2.

a man known for his small flaccid penis.

usually shadowing an entity known as CJ(see homosexual, double penetration) mirroring his every movement. Partakes in ritualistic cleansing of electronics. Often sends pictures of (erect) male genitalia to lesbians. Idolizes CJ's middle nut.

you sent a picture of your dick to a lesbian? you're a Khalid!

in reference to anything small that's so Khalid

See khalid, small, flaccid, cj, testicles

3.

Arabic: Causing resentful displeasure; highly irritating, angering, or annoying.

Biology: An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation. Also known as "anal fissure".

Walid spent his weekend in the hospital,doctors say his anus suffers from a complex Khalid type.

See khalid, chem, biology, bio, cor

4.

An unknown, yet extremly important member of the Middle Eastern Terrorist team in multiplayer games in the video game Call of Duty 4.

when you are playing as the terrorists, and your team starts to lose, an arabic-accented voice will frantically yell out "WE HAVE LOST KHALID!!!!". When and if you start to win again, the same arabic-accented voice will say, in a much more calm and optimistic tone, "We have taken Khalid."

Simply put, when you have lost Khalid you cannot win the game, and if you have Khalid you cannot lose.

Why Khalid is so important to the COD4 terrorist team is unknown.

It is rumored that when Khalid isn't working as the unknown yet crucial member of the Call of Duty 4 terrorist team, he works at Durks, a popular middle eastern food stand in Manhattan, NY on the corner of 53rd street and 6th avenue.

We have lost KHALID!!!

See durks, call of duty 4, cod4, terrorist

5.

An unknown, yet extremly important member of the Middle Eastern Terrorist team in multiplayer games in the video game Call of Duty 4.

when you are playing as the terrorists, and your team starts to lose, an arabic-accented voice will frantically yell out "WE HAVE LOST KHALID!!!!". When and if you start to win again, the same arabic-accented voice will say, in a much more calm and optimistic tone, "We have taken Khalid."

Simply put, when you have lost Khalid you cannot win the game, and if you have Khalid you cannot lose.

Why Khalid is so important to the COD4 terrorist team is unknown.

It is rumored that when Khalid isn't working as the unknown yet crucial member of the Call of Duty 4 terrorist team, he works at Durks, a popular middle eastern food stand in Manhattan, NY on the corner of 53rd street and 6th avenue.

We have lost KHALID!!!

See durks, call of duty 4, cod4, terrorist

6.

1. In Arabic: eternal, timeless, everlasting, undying, endless, perpetual, ceaseless

2. Terrorist; one who creates terror; one who hates Jews with a passion

OH MY GOD! Eight khalids just high jacked our plane.

That guy is really acting like a khalid, I mean look he just stabbed that Jew in the eye.

See Urban Dictionarian


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