What is Ki Chuan Do?
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A revolutionary system of self defence, composed of techniques and principles of WW2 combatives, Combat Tai Chi, Native American freefighting, and advanced principles of movement and energy manipulation.
Practitioners create colossal power through relaxed movement, have extremely high sensitivity, dynamic balance and the ability to strike from seemingly impossible angles.
Also kicks the shit out of every other martial art.
A: I throw a punch at your chest.
B: I yield and spear your eyes. End of fight.
A: No fair!
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