Kick My Nipples

What is Kick My Nipples?

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).

"I want him to lick my nipples!"

"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'

"oops"

See nipples, kick, lick, texting, drunk

Mal-funk-shun

1. Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys ..

Unabobber

1. someone who is just not cut out for life in normal society. you know, someone who left his head on the back of the toilet! Bob "Un..

Mostestis!

1. More than any other word. The highest way to express love. Sierra loves Josh the mostestis! (fact) See most, sierra, josh, love..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kick My Nipples Edit Meaning