Kick My Nipples

What is Kick My Nipples?

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).

"I want him to lick my nipples!"

"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'

"oops"

See nipples, kick, lick, texting, drunk

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