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(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
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The act of vigorous dry humping.
"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
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A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.
After paying for dinner yet..