Kick Your Puppy

What is Kick Your Puppy?

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

See kick, puppy, lick, pussy, oral, sex, t9, text, texting

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