Kickboxing

What is Kickboxing?


1.

A lot of Americans will tell you that their country is solely responsible for kickboxing. But... While they had a big part in the development of it. It is originally derived from a combination of boxing, an English/European sport/method of fighting, and muay thaior thai boxing, another combat sport, but invented by the Thai people.

Kicboxing blends the kicking techniques (and knees and elbows if you're taught for street fighting too) of Muay Thai, with the more conventional punching and footwork techniques of western boxing.

All in all. It is the most popular "hybrid" as some people would call it, in the world. It is lots of fun, a good way to get some decent fitness, and a good skill to have.

If you did kickboxing with me, you wouldn't have had your arse kicked by that little girl.

2.

A grossly misunderstood american martal art when well enough learnt can send any punk ass bitch twice the size and age of you to the ground

presumed by many to be a kicking form of boxing and only to consist of kicking

wrong! kickboxing is a combination of kicking and boxing thus "kickboxing"

kickboxing consists of both punches kicks blocks grabs etc etc etc

Big assed 30 yr old trying to mug me: hey you midget fucking move and ill kick your ass now gimme your wallet

me: fuck you fatty

big ass: *tries to kick me*

me: *grabs his ankle twists it till it breaks then sends a knockout punch to one of his temples

big ass: *unconsious*

me: *takes his wallet as payment for him trying to mug me*

3.

busting out wild and deadly sick of it all dance moves in the middle of a hardcore punk rock mosh pit.

Similar to hardcore dancing

picking up change, the pizza maker, ropin' horses (requires 2 people), similar to emo tremble


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