What is Kicked Myself To The Curb?
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to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.
"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"
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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.
After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...