What is Kickstart?
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Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downwards as if starting a motorbike. At this second you will make the sound of a spluttering engine, the panties are removed and you enter a hole of choice.
I couldn't bear her mug so I flipped her over and went for a kickstart and hammered her rusty sheriffs badge.
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an amusing substute for your mom
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Zenification is a fancy word for molding your life to achieve zen, the inner peace.
When I started the zenification process I was unawa..
