What is Kid Canvas?
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At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).
So I was having sex with Amy and right when I was ready to pop I pulled out and blew my load all over her kid canvas.
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