What is Kiddiespeak?
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The language the average 12-year-old uses when writing. Typified by misspelling of even the easiest of words and the alternating of lower case and capital letters that give people of normal intelligence a frigging headache when trying to read. What dumb fucking idiot invented this? They should be burned alive. May also be related to
"hEy Al My HoMeZ sEe HoW cOoL i ThInK i Am BeCuZ i KnO hOw To RiGhT lIkE tHiS? AnD eVeN tHoU eVeRy CoMpUtEr On ErTh HaS a SpEl ChEk I wOnT uSe It BeCaSe I cAnT bE bOtHeRd. ThE fAcT tHaT a NiNeDy YeAr OlD mExIcAn HoRe CaN sPeLl BeTtEr ThAn Me DoEzNt BoThEr Me At AlL bEcUz LiTeRaSeY iS oVeR rAdEd."
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1. a person who uses lol way to much when talking online
2. a person who uses lol when speaking
Alice: lol, i was like lol
Bob: st..
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Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call
- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!
-Hey how's i..
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Someone who clogs too many toilets, and whose mother cuts his own meat for him.
God Halston Tuss, go find the damned plunger again.
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