Kiddy Cruisin'

What is Kiddy Cruisin'?


1.

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.

Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.

Me: ...and?

Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.

Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?

Robby: Yeah.

See pedophilia, necrophilia, damon fabrio


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