Kidnap

What is Kidnap?


1.

To take away by force.

To kidnap a child

2.

To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.

The common tools used in a kidnapping are:

Ether

Guns

Knives

Candy

Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.

A common kidnap scene:

Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here.

Walter: What for mistah?

Mr. Doom: I want to give you something.

Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^

Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car*

Walter: Mmph...

Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!

See abduct, detain, ether, gun, candy, rape, toothpaste


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