What is Kids Post?
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The ultimate news source given to the most knowledgable people everyday on the back page of the Style section in the Washington Post
nerd: Did you know that there is an underground mushroom in Oregon that measures 3.5 miles across?
pimp: Yeah I read that shit in the Kid's Post today while I was fucking your mom. ::punches nerd in face to show his extreme literacy and overall awesomeness::
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