What is Kids Post?
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The ultimate news source given to the most knowledgable people everyday on the back page of the Style section in the Washington Post
nerd: Did you know that there is an underground mushroom in Oregon that measures 3.5 miles across?
pimp: Yeah I read that shit in the Kid's Post today while I was fucking your mom. ::punches nerd in face to show his extreme literacy and overall awesomeness::
Random Words:
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A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.
Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher...
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A girl whose age would bring about a statutory rape charge if any man were to fornicate with her.
Man, Dave's 13 year-old daughter..