Kidspeak

What is Kidspeak?


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When children mispronounce a word to create a funny word or faux paus, especially when it sticks. e-roos is an example.

A boy named Patrick is forever known as "Packy" because his friend in kindergarten couldn't pronounce his name. Such kidspeak is common. I thought my daughter would never know that animals are not "aminals."


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Random Words:

1. The way a large black man says "underwear". Black Man- S'cuse me lil' boy, is this yo garage sale? Boy- Yeah. Bla..
1. to have two penii "always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"..
1. A frontal vagina wedgie, on an elderly woman. "Eww, i went to the beach today and this old women had some serious grameltoe" ..