Kidz Bop

What is Kidz Bop?


1.

The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.

No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.

2.

n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See cruel and unusual punishment

"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song!"

3.

The end of music, or at least good music, as we know it. This is the franchise of CD's with hit songs that are horribly remade by children and others. It is an insult to the artists who make the original songs that are remade by these people. These remade songs are despicably horrid and sound so bad that they make people literally want to destroy something. One can not stand a Kidz Bop song.

Not ANOTHER kidz bop commercial!?!? CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.

Kidz Bop

noun

A horrible CD filled with overplayed songs sung by children who are all on ritalin. Their "videos" consist of them running around laughing and dancing, while singing. In short, a pedophile's wet dream.

What most of the people who buy kidz bop don't realize is that these songs are so overplayed that anyone could hear them on the radio, sung by the original singers, for free. Stop giving these people money.

See kidz, bop, music, song, pedophile

5.

A Gay ass CD with kids that sound like broken glass scraped agenced a chalikbord siging modern songs

The kids bop sucks cock

6.

Group of kids who sound like horny 80 year olds on heroin. They "sing" too. See dumbass

Did you hear the new kidz bop CD? It sucked arse.

See deciever

7.

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"

person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"


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