What is Kiefer?
1.
a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed
"So how was your blind date last night?"
"Awesome, he was a kiefer!"
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2.
a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.
i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!
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3.
(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.
(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims
(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.
(adj) my ride's kiefer.
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4.
A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.
"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue
"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer
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5.
Commonly used "pulling a Kiefer" When you go and have sex for 24 hours straight.
I just popped 4 viagra and about to pull a Kiefer with this sex crazed bitch.
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6.
Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.
Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!
Guy Two: What a Kiefer!
Caitlin: Pie..
Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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7.
Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.
"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"
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