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When an Indian ( or wanna be indian ) Slaps you with his pony tail.
"I just got slapped from a seagul's indian pony tail"..
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Oral sex performed on a woman
You better get down and give me the nappy head dugout if you want some of this ass!
See Carlos..
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Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
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