Kieran Pizza Mayn

What is Kieran Pizza Mayn?


1.

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:]

and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.

Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"

Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."

See kieran, pizza, midget, italian


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