What is Kierkegaard?
1.
The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.
You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!
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2.
To take a huge shit on someone's face and then eat a danish pastry off of it.
I wanted to Kierkegaard last night but my bitch wouldn't let me! -- Sartre
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