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A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are c..
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"Gift" for your date to get her drunk to ensure a root. Usually cheap wine.
Took her out to the park with a cheap bottle o&ap..
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The emotional jolt one feels after realizing that a junior senator from Illinois was the wrong choice.
"Dude, did you watch Hillar..