Kif

What is Kif?


1.

a fine powder created from rubbing the THC crystals off of marijuana buds with a cheese cloth to cheapen the bud and later to be added to your own stash for added potency

I put some kif on these sweet blueberry nugs so just take one hit and you'll be flying

2.

(n): a gigantic mass of flesh of useless organic matter, a nub at life

(n): characterized by an overgrowth of cells, resulting in no possible movement

(v): to clog ungracefully, nullifying any possibility of movement

(v): to nub at life

(adj): nubbing at life

(adj): taking up three times the space of a regular human in terms of both length and width

I was late to class due to a kif being in the hallway

Time to stop kiffing around, fatty

You kiffed my toilet!

Boy: You''re moms so fat, she's a kif

Public: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!

Kif's so dense, he has his own gravity

See failure at life, nub, n00b, loser, d-bag, hated, noob, dick

3.

(from Arabic)

1. (noun) a mixture of tobacco and ganja frequently prepared and used in Morocco

2. (noun) the THC-laden tri-chromes of ganja, collected by rubbing your greenery (buds, stems, etc) against a very fine mesh screen. Often pressed into hash, sprinkled over a bowl, or mixed in with buds.

3. (verb) to produce kif from ganja

1. Ever since I returned from Rabat, I have had a strong urge for kif.

2. Hey Isaac, don't be stingy with the kif on that bowl, we want to get riiiiiiipped.

3. When I regain my motor skills, I will definitely finish kifing those stems.

4.

kif..obtained from marijuana..you can achieve making or getting kif many of ways...expensive and cheap. there are many levels of kif. and many people kif different parts of the plant. some kif buds some the sugar leafs that are cut off before selling...kif is then used to lace your bowl, smoke plain, or to make different types of hash. one ways is by by putting it into a kif press...and boom hash..but don't get caught with kif..it is a big nono...it is a manufactured drug...think about it.

damn that kif really kicks me in the ass.

See pua

5.

South African English Slang for Cool, Awesome.

The new ipod is kif!

See cool, awesome, rad, radical, nice

6.

TLAfor Killing Is FUNdamental

KIF is a clan for the fpscod

Kif totally pwn'd

7.

wierd alien in the tv series Futurama

kif is a freaky ass slime ball

See flayer


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