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A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls
"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
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Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it.
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its when you sit on your hand for an hour and it becomes numb. then you beat off with it. it feels like a stranger given you a hand job..