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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.
John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!
Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoli..