What is Kill A Puppy?
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To masturbate, said exclusively by females.
An offshoot from
"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."
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To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.
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3.
take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss
"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"
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Fucking the crack of the ass by sliding one's dick inbetween the cheeks parallel with the back, in the same manor as Tit Fucking.
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