Kill A Puppy

What is Kill A Puppy?

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.

"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."

To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.

Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.

See Skiff

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

See take a piss, piss, poo, crap, theloneranger

Fauxbating

1. v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a ..

Suckers

1. A girl who drinks too much and then spends the rest of the night making unwanted advances, slurring, insulting, shouting, arguing or tel..

Epitimals

1. a group of workers in the travel industry who make their colleagues pale in comparison with their wiles and good looks. any band of peo..

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