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Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.
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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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Odiferous eminations resulting from an all protein diet.
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