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When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
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This is the spoon you use when you have seriously filled the toilet, and you know there is no way that it will flush!
The thunder spoon..
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Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your sc..
