Killdozer

What is Killdozer?


1.

An incarnation of personal justice manifested in the form of a D6-8U bulldozer vehicle with 1-inch blackened steel plating welded over the engine, treads, and driver's compartment, with optional viewing slits and/or armored hi-caliber gun turrets. Useful for demolishing business establishments owned by those who have done you injustice.

The current version of the killdozer sports a weakness in the cooling system for the engine, resulting in a tendency for radiator blowout and stalling. Future revisions of the Killdozer (v.2.0+) will have an upgraded radiator cooling system coupled with more efficient ventilation, along with a higher capcity fuel tank to allow for more bulldozing justice. Optional upgrades include a menacing new paintjob, metal spikes welded on the driver's compartment to prevent boarding by corrupt small-town police officers, bulletproof viewing window for better target identification, and an escape pod in the event that vehicle is disabled.

After having to close his muffler business due to the corrupt zoning practices of the city officials, Marvin decided to destroy the businesses of those responsible for his downfall with his self-made killdozer.

See Dick Justice

2.

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)

2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

3.

An instrument of justice weilded by the righteous against the wicked and any hardware stores they happen to own.

Granby, Colorado was completely reamed by the killdozer on June 4th, in the Year of Our Lord 2004.

4.

A true American hero. Proof that one man can do anything he sets his mind to, and do it well.

With a bit of determination, can-do attitude, and a bulldozer with armour plate welded to the outside, you too can make a difference.

"Run, Killdozer is smashing us like ants!"

See threeseven

5.

A mechanical wonder used to fight against corporate evils defend the little guy. Especially hates appliance stores and concrete plants.

Can be used as a noun or a verb (killdozed)

AKA Marvin's Killdozer

That guy just killdozed the 7-11 with the killdozer!

6.

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

See chris

7.

An armor plated bulldozer pioneered in Granby, CO. Was used on 06/04/04 to smite the wicked.

I was so ticked off that they built a concrete refinery next to my small business that I built a killdozer and destroyed city hall.


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