Killing A Pirate

What is Killing A Pirate?

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.

Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."

See rug munching, muff diving, killing a ninja, oral sex

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