Killing Kittens Edit Meaning

1.

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

2.

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

See Mike

3.

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

See tonmeister

4.

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

See kitten, god, masturbate, irony, inversion, cool cats

5.

Listening to emo music...

also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten

Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

6.

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

See Brainiac