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Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.
The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge..
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Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you..
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The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.
Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERIN..
