What is Kimball Union Academy?
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Small co-ed prep school in New Hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. Sure, it's not Deerfield or Middlesex, Choate or even Exeter, but it's a quality education in a much smaller, much less competitive environment where snobbiness and bitchiness doesn't rule the day. KUA is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, NOT a place where hazing is cool and sexual harrassment by the asshole hockey team is regarded as the shit. If you want to attend a school where you can "keep it real", be challenged and find yourself, KUA is for you.
"hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral compass and good head on your shoulders, who's not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some dick of a preppie prep school!" "Yeah, I go to Kimball Union Academy, and it's all good!"
"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"
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Referred to as KUA, or Ku-"GAY". IT is a Shit hole school located north of Plainfield, NH south of Lebanon, NH. The teachers are nosy cock-smokers who love to get kids in trouble and don't understand that dipping, drugs, and drinking is the only thing keeping it's students from dying of boredum. The Students are usually really smart kids with a low family income, half-mentally retarded kids with a rich family, or just got bullshitted by their fucking lying sack of shit tour guide. The only schools shittier than KUA is Vermont Academy, which is why KUA feels the need to shit on them non-stop.
You go to Kimball Union Academy? Geez, you must be a fucking retard.
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