1.
That sexy ninja dude from Narutowho is so much better than that little bitch Sasuke. His last name is Kaguya. He was awesome because he could pull bones out of his body and look sexier than Sasuke without a shirt on.
He also worships Orochimarufor bringing him up and loving? him.
But sadly he dies because he had to kidnap that bitch Sasuke.
Awesome Person 1: WTF? Kimimaro dies? Aw, he was so awesome.
Awesome Person 2: I know right? It was all that bitch Sasuke's fault!
Sasuke Fangirl: OMG! Sasuke is sooo much better than evryone else and he like totally owns!!111!!! And Sasuke is so sexy and hot and I love him and you guys suck for saying that!
Awesome Person 1 and 2: W/e...
See naruto, awesome, sexy, japan, anime, sasuke, orochimaru, kimimaro, homosexual, gay, kabuto, kawaii, desu
2.
Kimimaro was one of the more popular members in the world famous pop group, Sound 5. But he left soon after being accused of raping the other members. Fortuantely for him, he has the ability to make bones pop out of his body and disgust anyone that sees it. So he became a circus freak and got into a serious relationship with another circus freak, Orochimaru-Michael Jackson's long lost brother. After having a "sleepover" at Orochimaru's house, Kimimaro got an STD. But he also gained the ability to transform into a freaky dinosaur thing named "Kimizilla". And when he transforms, people will point at him and go "KIMIZILLA!!!!!" and their mouths will still move even after they've stopped talking. Kimimaro died during the middle of a fight with Gaara, the leader of the highly feared gang, The Sand Siblings. No, he didn't get killed by Gaara, he died because of his STD. You forgot about that, didn't you?
Kimimaro: Look like it's time for me to use it..*transforms*
Gaara:*points*KIMIZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mouth still moves even after he's done talking*
See kimimaro, std
