Kim-lem

What is Kim-lem?

A Kim-lem is another word for small penis. Its catchy, and easier to use than the phrase "Small Penis".

Person 1: Look at that guys dick!

Person 2: What? I cant see anything.

Person 1: Its a Kim-lem!

See lem, kim, dick, small, genitals

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