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When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.
I made my dick tent into a french oven...
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The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.
His dick is so thin and so short that it is a ..
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Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out
I gave that chick a fireman..
