What is Kinder?
1.
To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.
He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.
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2.
To have a shit.
Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!
Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch
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3.
Means something is bad or not right.
"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"
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4.
Receiving the queen of spades and twelve hearts in a hand of hearts.
Poel got the 2 of hearts so I guess Libo's got a Kinder. Poor bastard.
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