Kinder Edit Meaning

1.

To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.

He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.

See kinder surprise, false, shallow, fake, crap

2.

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

See shit, crap, poo, mud, dump, spitroast

3.

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"

"KINDER!"

See kinder, car, bad, is

4.

Receiving the queen of spades and twelve hearts in a hand of hearts.

Poel got the 2 of hearts so I guess Libo's got a Kinder. Poor bastard.

See loser, hearts, 25, randy, sucka